My Son Is An Honor Student At Tahoma Middle School
Your name is CHARLIE EGBERT. You have a variety of INTERESTS. Among them are JAZZ, GOOD-NATURED PRANKS and your collection of ANTIQUE PIPES. You enjoy BAKING to a degree that borders on fetishistic, and have a tendency to make more cakes than you can eat, much to your son's CHAGRIN. You have to stop. But addiction is a powerful thing.
Your son JOHN is the most important thing in the world for you. You are so very PROUD of him, and you tell him so often.
Your Serioustag is pipefan413 and you speak in a manner that takes the listener back to the fifties. Swing, baby.
What will you do?
Your son JOHN is the most important thing in the world for you. You are so very PROUD of him, and you tell him so often.
Your Serioustag is pipefan413 and you speak in a manner that takes the listener back to the fifties. Swing, baby.
What will you do?
~ Tuesday, September 13 ~
~ Saturday, August 13 ~
Terezi + Dad discuss apple pie
▼: H3Y
▲: I have five minutes until my apple pie is done
▼: MMM P13.
▲: I know, right?
▲: It’s one of life’s simplest and yet purest pleasures
▲: and yet my son doesn’t appreciate them much.
▼: DONT FORG3T 4BOUT C4K3
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As the Rascal of Icing, my power is to alter matter to turn it into giant cakes. My son doesn’t like it much.
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~ Thursday, August 11 ~
John, when I said I would always love your mother even if she was in heaven, this is not what I meant.
…
Regardless, I will always love my son.
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~ Wednesday, August 10 ~
DAD EGBERT USED BARBASOL BOMB
IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
No one messes with my style.
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That was the most pleasant experience I never wish to repeat.
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~ Tuesday, August 9 ~
I’m told being homicidal is expected in her planet, too. I always aim to respect a culture’s customs!
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~ Monday, August 8 ~
Now, now. There’s nothing wrong with engaging in a little japery. The key is knowing when to stop.
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